Why I thought of this story/question on the way to work this morning, I will never know…Enjoy
You wake up this morning with that special feeling that can only come from last night’s beer/super burrito extravaganza. You make your way to work knowing that at some point you are going to have to release hellfire from your backside. You are in early as this is your M.O. and you feel that pinch that tells you it’s diarrhea, explosive diarrhea. Buttocks clinched you run to the restroom burst open the door and there lies the janitor, dead.
A. Call 911
B. release the hounds of hell THEN call 911
C. poop hard AND call 911 simultaneously
D. ???
DjD. 